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PaedarchyGreed
I'm a hippie girl at heart, but I love video games. I'm also a writer and I generally review submissions I take the time to see or play on Newgrounds. So look for me if you submit something, even art. ;) I scout art and review it along with music <3

Paed @PaedarchyGreed

Age 35, Female

Writer/Student

College

Mississippi

Joined on 10/26/09

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PaedarchyGreed's News

Posted by PaedarchyGreed - May 4th, 2010


Well I turned 21 and just went fudpucking nutz.
Which is why I've been MIA

But..who cares!? ;D

Lawl


Posted by PaedarchyGreed - December 16th, 2009


Yus, I'm still alive.

Hope the holidays are going well for you.
New art soon!

Still Kicking


Posted by PaedarchyGreed - December 2nd, 2009


"Trust"
~Sevendust

When I hold my head down to the ground
And I wish you were here with me
Seems like you're always around
I was blind to see
Too good to be true
you can't stay with me
I wish she was all I need
And it's getting late. and it's cold outside
So cold. so cold

(TRUST)

I've wronged you
And steal everything from the truth
Could we find ourselves
walking through
A field with no solitude
The pain goes on

Insensitive to all your needs
Did you ever want to stay with me
Never try to put you down
And I never want to see you leave
I still can't believe you're going to leave
I wish she was all I needed
It's getting late and it's cold outside
So cold. so cold

New art submission
Check out the others too, they're not but a day or two old

Gloom


Posted by PaedarchyGreed - November 30th, 2009


Hola~

Man, I gotta tell you two things.

#1: Pandora Radio is the bomb. If you haven't acquainted yourself with it...CLICK

;] And you're welcome

#2: The movie Fourth Kind...kinda sucked :/

Also..I'm finally submitting paintings of mine to the Art Portal!
So...if you could check them out here and here.
Just let me know what you think and rate 'em. That's be awesome!
I'll be submitting more as I go.

EDIT; Got another art submission HERE ;]

Jukin' and Jivin'


Posted by PaedarchyGreed - November 27th, 2009


I just don't get it. Why is it that stupid lame ass people like this idiot can post flash after flash of the most irritating, obnoxious, dribble that is so far off from funny my cousins in elementary school would probably blam it

yet... when someone like thespammer posts something that is not only relatively funny, but a video you can actually understand the words to, get a chuckle out of it and not suffer through a loop of some inside joke only some circle of assclowns gets, the thing is blammed in a heart beat.
And I think its blammed purely outta spite.

What the hell? God, I wish I was of a level to where I had the voting power to just blam shit like that outta the stratosphere.

Seriously, you could be using this time and effort to good use. The creativity you're wasting to put that raped paper bag together could be used to make something actually funny instead of a waste of NG's space and my time.

...thank you for reading my rant. I'm sorry, its been bugging me for a really long time because I appreciate good art and awesome movies. Not pieces of shit and the spam a lot of these douches are posting.

Ugh!


Posted by PaedarchyGreed - November 27th, 2009


I hope you are all full as a tick watching vids to amuse yourself because you took a nap after your Thanksgiving feast ;]

Or you're on here and watching porn...something like that

Things never to tell a paranoid schizo


Posted by PaedarchyGreed - November 25th, 2009


Ha ha, the day all Americans look forward to because 80% of the population is obese ^_^
So, what iz you pimps all thankful for this year?

I gots my house, my dog, my new black widow Morgana, my stupid roommate, my mom, a feast to look forward to, and some of those people who you hang out with sometimes...what do you call them? Friends? Yeah, that's the word. I see those every once in awhile. I guess I could go on, but I'd start getting into material things, and we really don't need to be thankful for those because they're meaningless.

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING
from the little lad and myself ;]

Turkey Day~


Posted by PaedarchyGreed - November 22nd, 2009


*rubs eyes* I've been a vampire for a few weeks...so I'm gonna try and stay up all day to get back on track sleep wise..

That means stay online to busy myself since no one is aliiiiive and nothing interesting on TV of course...
I might putter around and paint, read a bit.
But we all know how awesome the internet it.

!!PLEASE!!
~check out my previous news post for two weird and amazing videos that'll make you both LOL and say "wtf?!"
;D Money back guarantee $$

Oh, and that's my doggie down there. I've had a few peeps wanting to see him, so I'm showing him off. I think he's adorable and many have agreed. He even has his own fucking Facebook because someone stopped me to take his pic. *sigh* He's more famous than I am D;

Argh


Posted by PaedarchyGreed - November 21st, 2009


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Please don't be a dick and flag this, I thought it was hilarious and felt the need ot share it with the NG world :D

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. . . There are just no words xD


Posted by PaedarchyGreed - November 17th, 2009


Oh, thank god.

http://www.howtobemovie.com/

Oh yes. That's right. He breaks his mold of the sparkly vampire role he disgusted in the first place.
Finally. Now this is a movie I'll watch. I laughed my ass off at this trailer!

EDIT; Link not working for some. I think its got heavy content because it takes awhile for the page to load for myself.
Can always try the Youtube trailer :]

Finally! *laughs til nosebleed*