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PaedarchyGreed
I'm a hippie girl at heart, but I love video games. I'm also a writer and I generally review submissions I take the time to see or play on Newgrounds. So look for me if you submit something, even art. ;) I scout art and review it along with music <3

Paed @PaedarchyGreed

Age 35, Female

Writer/Student

College

Mississippi

Joined on 10/26/09

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PaedarchyGreed's News

Posted by PaedarchyGreed - November 15th, 2009


I have a problem.
But saying that is like me saying I have a fly buzzing around my head.
All I really have to do is get off my lazy butt and get the fly swatter
(or better yet, some duct tape, hair spray, and a lighter{my personal fave})
but its trying so hard to piss me off by buzzing around me over and over again.

So I'm gonna piss it off even more by shutting the door and letting it run into my window a few times until it knocks itself out.

Click here to see what I mean... ;]

aaand Round 2

Yeah, I know...
"Just block him"

I could just let the fly out the window...but I'm thinking duct tape and a hand made flame thrower makes me smile longer.

And if you really want to make me smile...
No...that's just mean...

But apparently people want to...

Bah, what the hell.

Go, see SNXMAN's page.
PM 'im and let him know he's an asshole. :]
Or, be creative and do what you do best to irk him!
I don't care, I'm just clearing out my inbox and moving on ;D

Because really, I'm tired of this mess =/
I just wanna read my comic books and post new art without having to worry about creeps like him bothering me.

Other people like thespammer, pheonix63098, spamasaurousrex and The-spammer have been good to me.
Let's keep it that way @_@

Nighty night NG

The fly on my wall


Posted by PaedarchyGreed - November 14th, 2009


I felt weird an immature just leaving it at what I did...so I watched a movie...and I painted

Then I thought a bit and updated my news page. Check out the newest post. ;]

xoxo

The idiot


Posted by PaedarchyGreed - November 14th, 2009


I'm reading comic books again =D

Woot! Dorkdom here I come!
And proud of the land I walk ;D

Also, I need to get me some canvases...
I feel the urge to paint..and I have nufin' to do it on ;-; *lip tremble*

I threw up another art thing I scrounged. Not much, enjoy <3

Mood: Inspired
Music: Oh Oh Oh Sexy Vampire by; Fright Ranger

Woot! Creative juices flowing~


Posted by PaedarchyGreed - November 12th, 2009


At 11/12/09 5:11 PM, M-Bot wrote:
: Congratulations, Sorrygirl99 has offered to scout you!

:o Holy jizzmuffins.
Unexpected, fast...and totally made my day! :D

Aw, but I'm shy...my stuff is kinda crappy D; And old...
I need to start drawing again
*feels all shy*

Zomg!


Posted by PaedarchyGreed - November 11th, 2009


Lol, I think I'll stay single on Newgrounds.
It's too risky otherwise.

I'm "divorcing" mrTOASTee.
Sorry if he finds out via this
...or am I?

I'm naming thespammer my bodyguard
and trudging on for awesomeness <3

Ugh!


Posted by PaedarchyGreed - November 10th, 2009


.:My Week's To-Do-List!:.

*Watch 9, Men Who Stare At Goats, and/or The Fourth Kind

*Get to Lvl 5

*Rank: Scout

*Get laundry done

*Halloween stuff packed!

*Door sanded
________
$Bonus$

*Discover new band : deadmau5

*Submit art

To-Do-List


Posted by PaedarchyGreed - November 9th, 2009


Ahh, I love laughter. And silliness.
Apparently I have a fanbase starting.

There's enough of me to go around, kids.
I'm a lovable person. ;]

"This is the problem with getting attached with someone;
when they leave you, you just feel lost." -Zombieland

LMAO


Posted by PaedarchyGreed - November 8th, 2009


mrTOASTee popped the question!

Lyke zomg


Posted by PaedarchyGreed - November 7th, 2009


These perky upbeat peeps are killin' me.
Go spread that sunshine on some toast and get the fuck out of my kitchen!

Morning people...


Posted by PaedarchyGreed - November 6th, 2009


"Hurt" - Johnny Cash

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

The building always crumbled