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Total Medals Earned: 89 (From 25 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,740 Points

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Key Puncher Unlocked 11/15/09
25 Points
Complete first 5 levels.
Systems Analyst 25 Points Complete first 9 levels.
PROgrammer 50 Points Complete Lighbot.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/100 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 2/19/11
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Happy Hatter Unlocked 2/2/11
25 Points
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Hatter, Mad Unlocked 2/1/11
25 Points
The Hatter seems Madder.
Something Fishy Unlocked 2/2/11
100 Points
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Clam Sham Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/200 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Brain Unlocked 2/2/11
10 Points
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Brawn Unlocked 2/2/11
10 Points
The more aggressive problem solver.
Out With a Ding Unlocked 2/2/11
25 Points
Beat the Game
Lucky Rabbit's Foot Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/4 (45/95 points)

Another Small Favor

A Small Stitch Unlocked 11/15/09
25 Points
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Hunt the Hunter Unlocked 11/15/09
25 Points
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer Unlocked 11/15/09
25 Points
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor Unlocked 11/15/09
100 Points
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Flower Power 25 Points Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor

Medals Earned: 4/5 (175/200 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/21/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Burrito Bison

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! Unlocked 2/23/11
25 Points
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
OUTLAW! Unlocked 2/23/11
25 Points
Squash 100 police officers.
CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! Unlocked 3/14/11
50 Points
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! Unlocked 2/23/11
50 Points
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
SWEET IMPACT! Unlocked 2/23/11
50 Points
Reach past the sky's limit!
BUFFED OUT! Unlocked 3/14/11
100 Points
Upgrade everything to the max!
MIX THE FLAVOURS! Unlocked 2/23/11
100 Points
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points Attain a very high speed.

Medals Earned: 7/8 (400/500 points)

BurritoBisonRevenge

The way the cookie crumbles Unlocked 5/29/12
5 Points
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Bad boy, bad! Unlocked 5/29/12
10 Points
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Terminated 25 Points Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
+99 LCK 50 Points Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Robbing the robbers 50 Points Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
To infinity and beyond! 50 Points Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Power junkie 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
Yes, sir! 100 Points Complete all missions!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/390 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 3/16/11
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Monkey Biz Unlocked 3/16/11
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 3/16/11
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)

Depict1

Believe Me Unlocked 3/17/11
5 Points
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Immortal Unlocked 3/17/11
5 Points
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Truth Unlocked 3/17/11
5 Points
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Bridge Unlocked 3/17/11
10 Points
Use the button to create a bridge.
Idiot 25 Points Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Leap of Faith 25 Points Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Save Me 25 Points Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Save Us 25 Points Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Trapped Forever 50 Points Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Free 100 Points Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

Medals Earned: 4/10 (25/275 points)